Read my latest flash, Venison, at 52|250.

Security guards at Safeco Field harassed two lesbians for kissing. I hope that my favorite team makes good with an apology and free tickets. They need to remember that, as an organization, they represent an entire city (one that, despite my peripatetic life I still think of as home), and that this is not the sort of impression Seattle wants to make.

Also, anyone who is distracted from the game by two women kissing is not a real baseball fan. A real fan remains focused on the game even when genuinely inappropriate physical expressions of affection take place nearby.